when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
guys: fight each other all the time
girls: support each other and share hand cream
Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.
We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation
Every American high school student has been arrested for discussing their PSAT tests when they explicitly stated in illegibile cursive they promised not to.
when youre home alone and you hear a sound
be my homosexual bae
"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12
Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon